Non-Union Headquarters

Background
This was the vanity card of Andrew Gottlieb, Wallace Wolodarsky and Andy Ackerman.

Logo (June9th-16th, 2000)
Logo: We see a picture of a windowed door on a black background. On it is the arched yellow text "GOTTLIEB, WOLODARSKY & ACKERMAN" in an arched fashion, below it is the text (*blank* for hire. Cheap, no questions asked.) and below everything is the text "NON-UNION HEADQUARTERS"

Variants: *blank* is replaced with a job profession spelled out with tack-on letters, changing every use. Variants include, in episodic order:


 * Attorneys
 * Writers
 * Painters
 * Bakers
 * Entertainers
 * Carpenters
 * Teachers
 * Bankers
 * Pilots
 * Mailmen
 * Loggers
 * Villains
 * On the final episode, a giant "CLOSED" label is spread out diagonally on the window.

Technique: None.

Music/Sounds: Ackerman, Gottlieb and Wolodarsky saying "We'll (insert profession) for you." On its final use, it has Wolodarsky say "We're union now, sorry." The second episode had the closing theme.

Availability: Only seen on The Halloween Kids.

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