Conker Productions

Background
Conker Productions was founded in 1975 by the only CEO of Conker Productions, Perry Brown. The company produced animated cartoons, up until 1999, when the company got sued. They got sued because a parent found a beer bottle in a cartoon short called "Sweet and Sour". Then Conker Productions attempted to return into the animation business in 2005 with New Conker Adventures but that show was soon cancelled. Then Conker Productions became defunct in 2006. The company's mascot, Conker, was created and voiced by Chris Seavor.

1st Logo

(1975-1978)

Conker Productions (1975)

Logo: We see text saying "Conker Productions" in the Times font on a gray backround.

FX: None, just a still logo.

Music/Sounds: None.

Availibility: Rare.

Scare Factor: None.

2nd Logo

(1978-1980)

Conker Productions (1978-1980)

Logo: On a black BG, we see Conker's hand hold up chocolate. Instead of eating it, he paints it yellow, and smears "CONKER PRODUCTIONS" on the "screen". The smeared text morphs into a bold underlined Times font. Then, Conker comes up from the screen, and blinks.

FX: The 2D CGI effects.

Cheesy Factor: Low.

Music/Sounds: A 6 note ditty.

Availibility: Extinct. This logo has been plastered with the 2004-present Squirrel/Mole Studios logo.

Scare Factor: Low, the 6 note ditty might scare a few

3rd Logo

(1980-Late 90s?)

Conker Productions (1980-1988)

Logo: We see an N rotating, then Conker falls down from above. Conker looks around, then see the camera, then smiles at it.

FX: The CG effects.

Cheesy Factor: High, the CGI is very nice.

Music/Sounds: Same as the last logo.

Availibility: Rare.

Scare Factor: Same as the last logo.

4th Logo

(1997-1999)

Conker Productions (1997-1999)

Logo: We see an N moving, then it sees a chainsaw. The chainsaw cuts the "N" logo in half, then we see that Conker cut the N. He swings the halves of the N off screen. Then, Conker pulls out the Rareware logo (Rareware owned Conker Productions at the time). Conker leans on it, then the logo ends.

Variants: There is a variant with no text that says "Conker Productions"

FX: The N moving, the chainsaw cutting the N, etc etc.

Cheesy Factor: High.

Music/Sounds: A baby-ish tune accompanied with heavy breathing, the a short scream, then sounds of wood being cut. Then Conker says "Stupid logo!" as he swings the halves of the N offscreen. He laughs, then he says "There much better". We hear grunting sounds as Conker pulls out the Rareware logo, then a huge thunk when he puts down the logo, then squeaking sounds. Conker says "Marvelous", then the logo ends.

Availibility: Uncommon.

Scare Factor: Medium.

5th Logo

(1999-2004)

Note: By this time, CP was being filed for Chapter 1 Bankruptcy, so they needed to get rid of their most popular mascot, Conker. This caused a lot of bad luck, and unpopularity. From 1999 to 2006, all CP releases were going off the shelves because nobody was buying it. While Conker Productions were out of luck, their arch rival, Banjo Kazooie Productions, were taking their buyers. What you are about to see below is the No-Conker Era.

Conker Productions (1999-2004)

Logo: Just a still logo with text saying:

Conker Productions

A Rareware Company

FX: None.

Music/Sounds: None.

Availibility: Rare.

Scare Factor: None.

6th Logo

(2004-2006)

Note: By this time, Conker Productions were planning a tactic to bring back their customers. What they had to do was simply put Conker's eyes in the dark in the logo. Unfortunately, the plan worked. But, sadly, it only brung hundreds, not millons. The average CP product would get about about 2 million copies sold. But, by this time, only hundreds were sold. This led to CP becoming defunct in 2006.

Logo: We see Conker's eyes, then they blink two times, then the text

CONKER

zooms in from below. Conker's eyes go offscreen, then the logo fades to black.

FX/SFX: Conker's eyes and the zoom in effects.

Cheesy Factor: Medium.

Music/Sounds: Pretty much none at first, then when Conker's eyes go offscreen, we hear footsteps.

Music/Sounds Variant: On New Conker Adventures, the tail end of the Games Animation Inc. "Action All-Stars" logo's theme plays over the logo.

Availibility: Uncommon. It appeared on New Conker Adventures but this logo was sadly plastered by the 2004-present Squirrel/Mole Studios logo when it started being reran on The Hub (now Discovery Family) in September 2011.

Scare Factor: Low, Conker's eyes can startle a few.